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dessusduciel:
“ tindershwinder:
“A goddamn legend walks among us
” ”

joanielspeak:

overwhelmsion:

the-wolfbats:

lasrina:

alpacamyhedgehog:

marthawells:

obovoid:

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

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Me to my 6-year-old son: “You seem to like playing with the girls at school more than the boys. Why do you think that is?”

6-year-old son: “Sometimes I just don’t want to be pushed. It hurts and is mean. And the girls always pretend to be princesses or fun animals and stuff when they have tea parties. The boys just dump the tea all over the place. That’s just stupid and I don’t like wasting all that tea. It takes forever to make.”

Me: “Wow, I can understand why you’d rather play with the girls. The boys seem like they’re kind of rough.”

6-year-old son: “And when I play with the girls they make me the king because none of the other boys want to play tea party.”

Me: “Do you like being the king?”

6-year-old son: “Not really – I’d rather be a wizard, but it makes Georgia and Vivian happy.”

gne-frog:

witchella:

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

luidilovins:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sir-isolda:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

multi-fandom-traaashh:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

feniczoroark:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

no, but it has this thing!

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Don’t forget about this other thing!

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and these things!

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i really like this thing!

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I love the holographic special editions!

Come down the trenches! We have

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Plastic bags

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Old Man McGregor

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Sea Swine

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Underwater Lipstick

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This Geek

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Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken

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A dick

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Seizure machines

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Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.

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Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there

And Much Much More

what the fuck

http://fuckyahumor.tumblr.com/ http://fuckyahumor.tumblr.com/ http://fuckyahumor.tumblr.com/

the1995overture:

ask-grabor-3:

pissbong:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

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Jack Black always goes this hard.

This man is a king

Anti wolf heck collar

littlecofiegirl:

fairygothprince:

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castle-engineer:

heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

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They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

tigerleggies22:

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“Love u to gn”

Omg the 360

Coming into a fandom late

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Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

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Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

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Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

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When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

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Originally posted by senilephilosophy

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

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The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

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When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

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This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

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Fandom hell in general

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Originally posted by damotp

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

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Originally posted by equispebe

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

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Originally posted by mightbincognito

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

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I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

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Originally posted by lynx1825

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

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I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

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Originally posted by solarspidey

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Originally posted by funnypictures13

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

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Originally posted by mrgoldsshopofhorrors

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

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After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

All of these are me. Lol

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

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And it reached its epic conclusion

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

coolcatgroup:

candiikismet:

naturallycurlycoco:

onlyblackgirl:

honeybruh:

this is really what supervising kids is like

She is 5000% over them

*If yall don’t sit yo asses down*

When they reversed I lost it! Lmao

CIRCLE PIT

thebestpartofwakingup:

chloemac86:

goodqueenalys:

nomadactual:

goodqueenalys:

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. 
The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.
The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. 
The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

It’s ok it’s their second amendment right

meowsapow:

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Same energy

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mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

suspiciouscoconut:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.